The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Critic is abhorred by a Canadian PSA involving a baby shower, in which it is claimed that 1 out of 2 women get physically or sexually abused]

Nostalgia Critic:
This can't be good for tourism. Who the hell would want to go to Canada after learning that statistic? Do they have that on the entry sign to the place? "Welcome to Canada. One in two girls will be physically or sexually abused?" That's pretty awkward! I mean, how do you think the expectant mother feels? [in the PSA, the expectant mother receives a present; the grandmother-to-be tells her it's a rape whistle]

Nostalgia Critic:
[as the mother] Well, Grandma just ruined the baby shower. I'm gonna go hit the vodka. Oh, wait, can't drink. That's right, that's right. Again, great timing, Grandma. [normal voice] I know you mean well, guys, but... JESUS! ["Blame Canada" plays briefly]