The Penguins of Madagascar2008

Barry:
[Private appears wearing a metal suit] It's time you and I got... in touch. Take this!

[Jumps at Private; nothing happened]

Barry:
And this!

[Jumps Private again]

Barry:
Huh? I can't...

Private:
You can't touch me, but I can touch you.

Barry:
No! Get away from me!

[Private shoots a suction cup dart at Barry and reels him in]

Private:
Now I'm going to do something no one has ever done to you before.

Barry:
No!

Private:
Give you a big hug!

Barry:
Uh... what?

Private:
I'd be a grumpy gus too if no one ever hugged me.

Barry:
Hum. This hugging is nice. Maybe a hug is all I really needed... or maybe I'm just a big jerk who likes to bully other animals.

Private:
Oh, well in that case, I can just pop you like a grape.

Barry:
No, no! Hugging's fine! Actually, I'm liking the hug.