The Penguins of Madagascar2008

Skipper:
Stop! Stop!

Private:
The zombie can speak!

Skipper:
I'm... not a zombie.

Kowalski:
But the infection. We heard the doctor say...

Skipper:
Who are you gonna believe, some two-bit medicine man, or your own commanding officer?

Private:
Can it really be true?

Kowalski:
But how can we know for sure?

[Rico holds up chainsaw]

Private:
Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's your answer to everything.

Skipper:
Men, amigos, my brothers in black and white. Look at me! All I've got is a broken wing, and I'm pretty sure that's not contagious.

Private:
Then why were you chasing us?

Skipper:
Because it itches like sandpaper underpants. Rico, scratch maneuvers, double time.

[Rico approaches Skipper]

Private:
No, Rico!

[the others tackle Skipper]

Kowalski:
Nice try, zombie!

[They fall off the roof; cut to them in the vet's office]

Skipper:
Okay, I stand corrected on the contagiousness of broken wings, but I did tell you I wasn't a zombie.