The Penguins of Madagascar2008

Private:
It started as an innocent game of minigolf. I was good. I was too good. Soon any punk who could shoot a straignt ball was aiming to shoot me down. Then came this young armadillo. He was running circles around me. So I did what I had to do. [Flashback shows Private bouncing the ball off a little girl's ice-cream cone to sink the hole] I gave up the game, forever.

Marlene:
So, you gave up minigolf.

Private:
Yes.

Kowlaski:
Over an ice-cream cone.

Private:
It was a double scoop!

Marlene:
Couldn't you just buy the girl another ice-cream...

Private:
It wasn't the ice-cream, it was what the game was turning me into.