The Penguins of Madagascar2008

Private:
You're a dirty, dirty liar! And your pants are on fire!

Rico:
Whoa!

Private:
And - and you go jump up and touch a telephone wire! That's what a dirty liar you are!

Skipper:
Stand down, Private. We'll take it from here.

Archie:
Thanks. Some of those things he said were really hurtful.

Skipper:
Mister, you're just entering a world of hurt! Kowalski, hurt options.

Kowalski:
The Vulcan towel snap?

Skipper:
Possibly. Go on.

Kowalski:
The Spanish wet willie?

Skipper:
Intriguing.

Kowalski:
The Croatian purple nurple?

Skipper:
Bingo! Gentlemen, we have a winner. Rico, do the honors.