The Riches2007

Wayne Malloy:
[pretending to be Doug Rich] I want to be a partner, Hugh. I want to sign partnership papers with a Panco pen. I want to learn the Panco secret handshake. I want to get the keys to some partners only, executive bathroom, where the oragami's ... cut out of ... origami shapes. I want to wipe my ass with a swan, Hugh.

Hugh Panetta:
Not even I get to wipe my ass with a swan, Doug. Okay, man. I'm gonna marinade it over. Weigh the pros and cons. Let you know real soon. In the meantime, you need to invite me to a dinner.

Wayne Malloy:
[pretending to be Doug Rich] A dinner?

Hugh Panetta:
Exactly. A dinner. You invite me over. I'll check out your house, your friends, your family. See if you're partnership material.