The Secret Show2006

Victor Volt:
Buddy old friend it's Victor. How long have I known you Roy?

Ray:
Ray.

Victor Volt:
Ray. Five years, ten? You gonna throw that away, Ray?

Ray:
Look... it's not about...

Victor Volt:
If we had kids they'd play together did you know that Ray?

Ray:
Would they?

Victor Volt:
Best friends! [he kneels on bended knee and says in a kids voice] Why didn't Uncle Ray let you into work daddy? [he stands up to face the imaginary kid] I don't know son. [he kneels again] Doesn't uncle Ray love me anymore? [he stands up again] No son I, I don't think he does.

Ray:
Hey, hey Victor I, I, didn't mean to...

Victor Volt:
[he pretends to hug his imaginary kid] Upset our kids?

Ray:
I'm sorry Victor I...

Victor Volt:
Tickle, tickle tickle... tickle, tickle. I love ya big guy!

Ray:
Ha, oh okay. Just this once.

Victor Volt:
Can I, can I go, can I go?

Ray:
Go on get out of here.

Victor Volt:
Thanks Ray your one in a million ha ha. Say hi to Julie!

Ray:
Yeah I!... Who's Julie? That guy he's a one in a million that Victor.

Victor Volt:
[the real Victor Volt flashes his I.D. badge] Hi Ray.

Ray:
Hi Victor... [he becomes panicky thinking of the person he let through]