The Simple Life2003

Paris Hilton:
[the girls have no propane, so cannot light the stove] What I'm gonna do, I'm just microwave this 'cause I really am hungry. Can you put this in the microwave, Nicole? [Holds up pot]

Nicole Richie:
Um... I guess.

Paris Hilton:
[Puts pot in the microwave, it begins to spark] The pot smells really weird. [Opens microwave] Can you smell the pot?

Nicole Richie:
No.

Paris Hilton:
It's, like... bacon. Whatever. It's getting hot though. [Smoke is seen rising from microwave] Maybe I'll put it on a lot of minutes. [Closes and resets microwave]

Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner:
[Appearing at door] Don't put metal in the microwave.

Nicole Richie:
It smells!

Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner:
That's why it smells. You're burning the handle off.

Nicole Richie:
Are you serious?

Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner:
Yeah. Don't put metal in the microwave.

Paris Hilton:
Oh, yeah, it's melted.