The Simpsons

The Simpsons1989

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Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »



Ned Flanders:
Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise...

[shows Homer a card]

Ned Flanders:
season pass. It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...

Homer's Brain:
You can stay, but I'm leaving.

[Homer's brain floats away]

Ned Flanders:
...can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.

Ned Flanders:
[Homer collapses] Oh my! I'd better get you some cider!

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