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Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »


Homer:
[thinks] Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

Mr. Burns:
Now Homer, I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off. It doesn't take a whiz to see that you're looking out for Number One.

[as he speaks, there is a leaky pipe dripping in the background, and Smithers pours him coffee from a pot with a long spout]

Mr. Burns:
Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon!

[He gestures, knocking his coffee cup and causing some to spill into the saucer]

Homer:
Oh, which way to the bathroom?

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