The Twilight Zone1959

Old Man:
[lying in the next hospital bed] You do something to your hand?

Salvadore Ross:
No. I came here for a good night's sleep. The Waldorf was gettin' on my nerves.

Old Man:
I bet it hurts.

Salvadore Ross:
Yeah, it hurts.

Old Man:
You're still lucky though.

Salvadore Ross:
My luck wins prizes.

Old Man:
[coughing] No, I mean, I've got this awful congestion in my chest.

Salvadore Ross:
Are you grippin' about a cold?

Old Man:
At your age, it just might be a cold. But at mine, it could easily turn into pneumonia. You know young man, you could break both legs and an elbow and you'd still be swimming inside of a month.

Salvadore Ross:
Yeah, well if you think this is so great, well let's swap. You take my busted hand and I'll take your lousy cold.

Old Man:
[laughs and then begins to cough again] It's a deal.