The Weekenders2000

Tino:
Hi, I'm Tino. Okay, so, you know how, like, everyone wants to be one of the cool kids? Well, you might think you want it, but, my friend Carver super wants it. My theory is that a tiny part of your brain does nothing but try to be cool, and in Carver this part has swollen way up and squashed all the other parts like cockroaches, it's like, like, squish! It's like, myow-yow-yow! And there's like this one leg twitching and it's like ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-anyway, point is, Carver has been trying to become one of the cool kids for his whole life, and... you know, sucessory rate: zero. But, maybe, this weekend, you never know, right? [Runs off, runs back in frame] Well, hi, what're you waiting for, come on!