The White Shadow1978

Ken Reeves:
[Coach Reeves walks in to substitute teach gym class and blows his whistle] Alright, let's line up!

Ken Reeves:
[looks over at the bleachers and sees Lucius lounging instead of lining up] You a part of this class?

Lucius Robinson:
Sometimes.

Ken Reeves:
Then how come you're not on the floor like the rest of us?

Lucius Robinson:
I don't feel good.

Ken Reeves:
You been to see the nurse?

Lucius Robinson:
I got a doctor's note.

Ken Reeves:
Let me see it.

Lucius Robinson:
I don't have it.

Ken Reeves:
What's wrong with you?

Lucius Robinson:
I got this rare tropical disease called 'I can't stand gym'!

Ken Reeves:
Alright, I'll be with you in a minute. In the meantime, take your feet off the bleachers. Alright, roll call! [calls several names] Robinson!

Lucius Robinson:
Present!

Ken Reeves:
I thought I told you to take your feet off the bleachers. You don't put your feet on the furniture at home, do you? Don't do it here!

Lucius Robinson:
I always put my feet on the furniture at home.

Ken Reeves:
What does your mother say about that?

Lucius Robinson:
She says, 'where do you think you are, school?'! [class members start laughing]