Ugly Betty2006

[Betty is leaving for a new job and Amanda is trying to get Betty's position as Daniel's assistant]

Betty Suarez:
Amanda, look, I need to plan a Mode-worthy party for $500, get Daniel a new assistant and get Justin a signed photo of Lindsey Lohan in two days, I'm kinda busy!

Amanda:
Well, today is like, your lucky day. Hire me. You know you wanna.

Betty Suarez:
Are you serious? After what you and Daniel have been through?

Amanda:
What is the very first thing I ever said to you?

Betty Suarez:
[thinks] Are you the "before"?

Amanda:
Ok, the second thing.

Betty Suarez:
"Are-you-de-liv-er-ing-some-thing?"

Amanda:
Whatever.