Upright Citizens Brigade1998

Young:
Okay... Crow. You know how last summer, we'd go to your home and you'd serve us some sweet cold drinks, and I never wanted any ice in mine?

Crow:
Yeah.

Young:
Well, that's cause I used to break into your basement every night, through a window, and... sneak upstairs while everyone was sleeping... jack off your dad and put it in the ice cube trays.

Crow:
My ice cube trays?

Young:
Look, I don't know why! Okay, I'm screwed up!

Sandy:
Hey, remember, no judging!

Crow:
My ice cube trays!

Mike:
Why are you so upset about the ice cube trays, if I were you I'd... Oh, my God! Nine months before my mother gave birth to my baby brother, I thought it'd be a funny joke if I took one of the ice cubes from Crow's freeze and stuck it in her... Oh my God! My brother's father is... Agh!

Sandy:
Oh, that's bad! Oh!