Upright Citizens Brigade1998

Crow:
Remember 10 years ago, when you got in that big accident on your space mission?

Mike:
How could I forget? My space capsule got attacked by an alien. Then the alien planted its seed in my stomach...

Crow:
And the alien baby exploded outta your torso... and then what happened?

Mike:
Well, then I... and then I, um...

Crow:
Right. I was on the NASA team that salvaged your body. I took your body back to my house, where I set up this little virtual reality matrix, jacking your brain into a totally fake computer world, which to you, seems completly real. I know for the past 10 years, you've felt like you had this cushy desk job at NASA, you've met the President, you've traveled to France and become friends with the three of us. Actually... in the real world... in reality... I've been raping you in my basement for the last 10 years.