Veronica Mars2004

Trina:
I've been kind of out of the loop lately, are you two...?

Logan:
Stop! You shut up. You're wearing Mom's clothes, you're wearing Mom's hat.

Trina:
She was your mom, my stepmom. The lady who liked to parade through the house in a string bikini whenever I had a boy over.

Logan:
To be fair, when didn't you have a boy over.

Trina:
Oh, you... [she goes to pinch his cheek]

Logan:
[he smacks her hand away] Dad could have used you there.

Trina:
So now you're worried about Dad's welfare, isn't he the Big Bad Wolf. Cigarette burns and broken noses, oh, the stories you used to tell.

Logan:
Wow, we should get together and do this more often.

Trina:
Well, you're in luck, I'm headed home now. I guess some accountant finally cancelled Mom's cards.

Logan:
But if you're coming home who will play "Dead Hooker Two" on "CSI" this week? How will you get your attention fix?

Trina:
Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.