Veronica Mars2004

Veronica Mars:
Did you crank call Mandy?

Lenny Sopher:
What if I did?

Veronica Mars:
Well, I wanna congratulate you, shake your hand. Congratulations. You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're gonna die friendless and alone.

Lenny Sopher:
Hey everyone knows you're the biggest...

Veronica Mars:
Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life, got it? You got it?

Lenny Sopher:
Okay, geez.

Mandy:
I can't believe you did that...

Veronica Mars:
I can't believe that you didn't! You want people to leave you alone, Mandy, or better yet treat you with respect? Demand it. Make them.