Veronica Mars2004

Film School Director:
You want a poor man's Tarantino, that will be the film department. If you see them, tell them we just loved their opening night present.

Veronica Mars:
Which is?

Jenny:
The stage is covered in Pam.

Veronica Mars:
Who's Pam?

Film School Director:
Pam is a cooking spray. We can't walk out there without falling on our asses. We had the temerity to schedule our opening night on the same weekend as their short film festival.

Veronica Mars:
Maybe this is their way of saying, "Break a leg!" [theatre students all turn and look at Veronica] Thank you! Good night! Here all week? Try the veal. And, scene.