Veronica Mars2004

Dean:
[Dean is a tour guide at Hearst College where Veronica and Wallace are visiting] Okay, we're gonna play a game called Two Truths and a Lie. Does everyone have a buddy?

Dean:
[Veronica raises her hand, she doesn't have a partner] All alone?

Veronica:
It's alright, I prefer it.

Dean:
Lie. See, that's how the game works. You have to tell your partner two facts and one lie, and they have to guess which one is the lie, alright? Okay, so go ahead.

Veronica:
Okay. I'm Veronica. I'm from Neptune, and I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Dean:
Oh, how'd that go?

Veronica:
It was a bit of a letdown.

Dean:
Hm, well, I don't believe that you're from Neptune.

Veronica:
Wrong. Is that the end?

Dean:
Um, okay well uh, my name is Dean. I'm from Whedon, Illinois. My father owns a Ford dealership, and I also shot a man in Reno, but it was *not* to watch him die. It was for... other issues.

Veronica:
You're father doesn't sell Fords.

Dean:
That's right, Toyotas, how did you know?

Veronica:
It's all in the eyes.

Dean:
Alright, well I guess I'll have to watch out for you next year.

Veronica:
Oh, I won't be attending...

Dean:
Alright, enough lies.