World's Worst Director2012

Cherri:
The name's Cherri with an "I". C-H-E-R-R... I. But, don't be fooled, been popped since I was thirteen! Glad to meetch ya. At this is Charlie.

Charlie:
Yo.

Cherri:
I know whatcha thinkin, if you squint really hard, you can see Rihanna, right? In fact, that's how we met. I was at the bar, and believe me I was drunk, but still I turned around and there she was. All sittin alone by herself. One single ray of light shining across her beautiful face. There she was, my Jennifer Hudson. Of course, the next day, when I rolled over in my bed, it wasn't Jennifer. But, instead it was the woman I knew I wanted to be with for the rest of my life. Charlie.

Charlie:
Yo.