World's Worst Director2012
Moses:
I think one of the reasons I'm so irritable is because of the lack of sleep. I have level 2 insomnia; I'm usually up until 3 in the morning. And when I do sleep I get at least 3 hours. I just cannot sleep. It might be because I'm always so stressed, I don't know. But, apart of trying to improve my behavior, tonight I have this plan. A friend of mine sent me this link to a hypnotherapist on the YouTube, it's supposed to work like [snaps fingers] that.
Hypnosis:
Hello, my name is Crysanthimum Felicia Moore XII Jr but enough about me, this video is about you. This video is for those of us who have trouble sleeping during nighttime, also known as insomniacs. I want you to first think of your body as a maple leaf slowly flowing down the river, you're gently swaying back and forth, feel the cool water beneath you, and the warm sun shining on your face. Don't fret darling, leaves don't need sunscreen. You see rainbow scaled fish jumping next to you, Magikarp enjoying the beauteous day, now flower petals are falling all around you, red, emerald, indigo, bluish orange, blackish white. The petals turn to balloons and you're laying in a field surrounded by them. There's one attached to each of your wrists bringing your arms up, and down, and up, and down like your flying on Aladdin's magic carpet. Your taking deep breaths now of good energy and releasing all the bad energy from you precious lungs. Now start counting down from 20. 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13... You're asleep now, you cannot hear me anymore, only in your dreams [leans close to the camera] Goodnight my angels, see you again in dream land. I'm going to sleep now too. [Take out her pillow. "Mr. Sandman" music comes on]
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