A Clockwork Orange1971

Female Psychaitrist:
Now then. Each of the slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?

Alex:
Righty right.

Female Psychaitrist:
[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock] "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"

Alex:
I just say what the other person would say?

Female Psychaitrist:
Yes.

Alex:
Isn't the plumage beautiful...

Female Psychaitrist:
Oh yes well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.

Alex:
Cabbages, knickers, uh, it's not got a... A BEAK! [laughs]

Female Psychaitrist:
Good. [Changes to a slide with a women and two boys] "The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill."

Alex:
My mind is a blank. Uh, and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos! [laughs]

Female Psychaitrist:
Good. [Changes slide to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom] "What do you want?"

Alex:
Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!

Female Psychaitrist:
Good. [Changes slide to a man in a clock store] "You sold me a crummy watch, I want my money back."

Alex:
You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass! [laughs]

Female Psychaitrist:
Good. [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] "You can do whatever you like with these."

Alex:
Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick 'em all up, and THROW- [moves injured arm] OW! F***ing hell!

Female Psychaitrist:
Well there, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?

Alex:
Hope so. Is that the end then?

Female Psychaitrist:
Yes.

Alex:
I was quite enjoying that.

Female Psychaitrist:
Good, I'm glad!

Alex:
How many did I get right?

Female Psychaitrist:
It's not that kind of a test, but you seem well on the way to making a complete recovery!