Dirt Merchant1999

Dirt Merchant:
Angie, how are you?

Angie:
Yeah, I need to hire a detective.

Dirt Merchant:
To do what?

Angie:
Find a missing person.

Dirt Merchant:
Who might that be?

Angie:
My ex-boyfriend.

Dirt Merchant:
What is his name again?

Angie:
Dirt, if he doesn't kiss me right now. [they go to kiss each other but Dirt stops it]

Dirt Merchant:
Wait just so you're aware.

Angie:
Of what?

Dirt Merchant:
That we're friends, just friends.

Angie:
Whatever. [they kiss]