Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru Z - Kami to Kami2013

[English dub]

Beerus:
Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!

[points at Oolong]

Beerus:
Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky!

Oolong:
Who, ME?

Beerus:
[licks his lips] That's right, the one who looks so delicious...

Oolong:
[freaked out] He wants my bacon...

Beerus:
Come a little closer, won't you?

Oolong:
I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk!

Beerus:
All you have to do is play a game of Paper Rock Scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!

Oolong:
He's kidding, right?

Krillin:
I guess it's a universal game!

Oolong:
Don't make me, I suck at Paper Rock Scissors!

Puar:
This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault!

Oolong:
You're not helping, Puar!

Yamcha:
[whispers to Oolong] Hey, wait a second... I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense! This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig MAN! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win!

Oolong:
[encouraged] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry!

Beerus:
Are you ready, pig?

Oolong:
You bet!

Beerus:
On three...

Beerus, Oolong:
One, two, three!

[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper]

Beerus:
You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!