Due Date2010

Peter Highman:
What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our money on drugs?

Ethan Tremblay:
I don't think in those terms.

Peter Highman:
What terms do you think in?

Ethan Tremblay:
I'm not an accountant, Peter. I'm not even Jewish.

Peter Highman:
Are you an adult?

Ethan Tremblay:
Of course I'm an adult. I'm 23 years old.

Peter Highman:
You are the most shot-out 23-year-old I've ever seen. How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?

Ethan Tremblay:
I've done that.

Peter Highman:
How have you survived? That's my question.

Ethan Tremblay:
Mostly luck.

Peter Highman:
Yeah. That's what I thought. Just dumb f***ing luck.