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Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell:
We are captives of our own identities. Living in prisons of our own creations.

Prison Break, Season 4

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Chuck Bass:
Me? I just hate the guy

Gossip Girl, Season 3

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Schmidt:
Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are?

New Girl , Season 1

added by anonymous
2 months ago

Joseph Conrad once said, "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

Criminal Minds, Season 1

added by anonymous
3 months ago

ح وققب. يسعشو. ثحت. زق. I pray to satan couce I need him with me and in

me if you believe in him let's pray.

Come into me as I open myself

Your essence consumes my soul

I am yours… forever and eternally

How could I love anyone more than you… it is not possible

I live for you

My body is yours to make your will manifest

My mind I have given for you to create what you desire us to know

My spirit declares your glory

My soul is my ultimate sacrifice to you, my Master

Satan, you fill my mind and transform me

Darkness overcomes me, and I bask in its infernal pleasures

Your presence surrounds me, therefore I am never alone

With bended knee before your altar

I have made eternal oaths that can never be broken

May you always be glorified in everything I do

Foundations have been shifted as you work in my life

Where there once was light… there is darkness

Where there was stagnation… now there is chaos

Where there once was love… is hatred

Satan, I am your temple

I feel your presence increasing within me

When people look at me, they see you

As they feel me, they feel you

I anoint them with my blood

And when they drink of me, they drink of you

I praise you eternally, Lord Satan

Prince of Darkness, Ancient Serpent

You are great and majestic

With a beauty that shines more than the sun

And darker than the deepest hole in the universe

I embrace your darkness, I embrace your light

With you, I have all I need

Ave Satani!

Metalocalypse, Season 1

added by anonymous
4 months ago

The game he's entering into is a brutal and unforgiving one.

Piracy?

Politics.

Black Sails

added by anonymous
4 months ago

Nora:
Ooh! We'll break his legs!

RWBY

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4 months ago

Sara:
I don't like getting attached to things if I know they won't last.

Prison Break, Season 1

added by anonymous
5 months ago

His duck flies at your face floppy Johnson...

Castle , Season 2

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5 months ago

Michael:
Oh, what did you do today?

Jim:
I made a sale.

Michael:
Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt.

The Office , Season 6

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Woodes Rogers:
That isn't theft. It's an insult. And insults to empires require answers.

Black Sails

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Arthur Dent:
What a strange book. How did we get a lift then?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Radio Series

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Marvin:
Life, don't talk to me about life.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Radio Series

added by anonymous
6 months ago

You're lying!!!!

Invader Zim, Season 1

added by rinat
7 months ago

The Governor:
I told you to kill her but you didn't. And now you gonna turn and you gonna tear away the flesh of her bones. In this life now you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill.

The Walking Dead , Season 4 (2013-2014)

added by anonymous
7 months ago

Tgrion Lannister :

Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like an armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

Game of Thrones , Season 1

added by anonymous
8 months ago

Ed:
Butter toast! Butter toast! Butter toast!

Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Season 1

added by anonymous
9 months ago

Sherlock:
Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

Sherlock , Series 1

added by anonymous
10 months ago

Vyvyan:
That I don't know! But when the council comes to demolish the house tomorrow, Michael, they're going to find it already demolished form within!

The Young Ones, Series 1

added by anonymous
11 months ago

*Chris and Tonya catches Keisha and Drew kissing*

Tonya:
"Oooh! I'm telling!"

Drew:
"Shut up, Tonya!"

Narrator:
Usually, when Tonya said she was telling, that meant I was getting in trouble. But I didn't care. All I wanted to do was slap the black off of Drew."

EMT:
"What happened?"

Detective:
"Looks like older brother came home, found little brother kissing his woman, and slapped the black off him."

*EMT shows Detective a ziploc bag*

Detective:
"Is this the black?"

EMT:
"All we could find."

Detective:
"So much for brotherly love..."

Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

added by acronimous
11 months ago

Chris:
"Dad.."

Julius:
"Yeah, son?"

Chris:
"I have a confession."

Chris:
"I drove your car to school today."

Julius:
"You what?"

Chris:
"I'm sorry. I really am!"

Julius:
"Son, I'm very disappointed in you, but as long as your safe.. That's all that really matters"

Chris:
"Thanks.. Dad"

*brief pause*

Julius:
"But one more thing.."

Chris:
"Yes, dad?"

*Julius tosses Chris out of the front window*

Everybody Hates Chris, Season 3

added by anonymous
11 months ago

Zoe:
[to Queenie] It's absinthe. Drink of the divine, which we are.

American Horror Story, Season 3: Coven

added by anonymous
12 months ago

Rumplestillskin :
you and snow, how do you guys do it

Charming :
well, we start by being honest

Rumplestillskin :
I don't lie

Charming :
theres a difference between literal truth and honesty of the heart, nothing taught me that more than this curse

Once Upon a Time , Season 1

added by anonymous
1 year ago

Ford:
I've told you, Bernard, never place your trust in us. We're only human. Inevitably, we'll only disappoint you. Goodbye my friend.

Westworld

added by anonymous
1 year ago

SpongeBob:
Don't worry, you will. [scene cuts to all three in a kiddie swimming pool] Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

added by anonymous
1 year ago

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