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"Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a CRAP, Man becomes a crap!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Ninety percent of everything is CRAP." »Theodore Sturgeon
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"Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same CRAP over and over!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"As long as people will accept CRAP, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." »Dick Cavett
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"Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of CRAP about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." »Dumb & Dumber
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"Watching television as a passive viewer is like going on vacation for a while, and leaving all of the doors to your house unlocked. Any CRAP that wants to get in - will." »John Rocco Savalli
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"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of CRAP, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." »J. D. Salinger
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"Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that CRAP and just play." »Charlie Parker
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"Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a CRAP if they're socialists They could be fasict anarcists. It still doesn't change the fact that i don't own a car." »Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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"Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid CRAP like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again." »Signs
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"If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road CRAP, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality." »Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
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