| "I phoned my DAD to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." »Steven Pearl |
| "My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -- he promised DAD he'd go straight." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "DAD always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear DAD we have lost." »Euripides |
| "Like dealing with DAD-all give and no take. (On negotiating with Soviet Premier Nikita S Khrushchev)" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my DAD." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Charlie DAD, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, DAD" »Alan Marshall Beck |
| "The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called 'DAD.' We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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