| "Yesterday I was a Dog. Today I'm a Dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a Dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement." »Charles M. Schulz |
| "My Dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in Dog money." »Joe Weinstein |
| "Outside of a Dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a Dog it's too dark to read." »Groucho Marx |
| "You can say any fool thing to a Dog, and the Dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'" »Dave Barry |
| "Instead of a Seeing Eye Dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a Dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you pick up a starving Dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a Dog and a man." »Mark Twain |
| "A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a Dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a Dog, mebbe." »Edward Noyes Westcott |
| "In Washington, it's Dog eat Dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite." »Robert Reich |
| "If you're a circus clown, and you have a Dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the Dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The Dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the Dog down to his." »James Grover Thurber |
| "A bone to the Dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the Dog, when you are just as hungry as the Dog." »Jack London |
| "The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a Dog. The man's job will be to feed the Dog. The Dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment." »Warren Bennis |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the Dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the Dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the Dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the Dog." »Mark Twain |
| "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a Dog." »Peter Steiner |
| "It's not the size of the Dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the Dog." »Mark Twain |
| "It's not the size of the Dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the Dog." »Archie Griffin |
| "When a Dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a Dog that is news." »Charles A. Dana |
| "Be on your guard against a silent Dog and still water." »Latin Proverb |
| "The Dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread." »Portuguese Proverb |
| "One Dog barks at something, the rest bark at him." »Chinese Proverb |
| "When a Dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a Dog, that is news." »John B. Bogart |
| "The artist should be a seeing-eye Dog for a myopic civilization." »Jacob Getlar Smith |
| "A door is what a Dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." »Ogden Nash |
| "The Dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic." »Henry Ward Beecher |
| "Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right." »Walt Disney |
| "A Dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." »Josh Billings |
| "There are three great friends an old wife, an old Dog, and ready money." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Life is like a Dogsled team. If you ain't the lead Dog, the scenery never changes." »Lewis Grizzard |
| "Three things it is best to avoid a strange Dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise." »Welsh Proverb |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
