| "Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county FAIR or a state FAIR, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is not FAIR to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "When the candles are out all women are FAIR." »Plutarch |
| "A FAIR exterior is a silent recommendation." »Publilius Syrus |
| "Life isn't FAIR. It's just FAIRer than death, that's all." »William Goldman |
| "Davis fouls out to third in FAIR territory." »Jerry Coleman |
| "A FAIR request should be followed by the deed in silence." »Dante Alighieri |
| "All's FAIR in love and war." »Francis Edwards |
| "Equal opportunity means everyone will have a FAIR chance at being incompetent." »Laurence J. Peter |
| "Diplomats are useful only in FAIR weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop." »Charles De Gaulle |
| "If life was FAIR, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." »Johnny Carson |
| "It is always wise, as it is also FAIR, to test a man by the standards of his own day, and not by those of another." »Odell Shepard |
| "Before you contradict an old man, my FAIR friend, you should endeavor to understand him." »George Santayana |
| "If life were FAIR, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'" »John Cleese |
| "The secret of life is honesty and FAIR dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." »Julius Henry Marx |
| "To all, to each, a FAIR good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light." »Sir Walter Scott |
| "A reputation for good judgment, for FAIR dealing, for truth, and for rectitude, is itself a fortune." »Henry Ward Beecher |
| "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in FAIR weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost |
| "A man's work is his dilemma his job is his bondage, but it also gives him a FAIR share of his identity and keeps him from being a bystander in somebody else's world." »Melvin Maddocks |
| "Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with surprising effectiveness. A genuinely unfashionable opinion is almost never given a FAIR hearing." »George Orwell |
| "She is not FAIR to outward view As many maidens be Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me Oh then I saw her eye was bright, A well of love, a spring of light." »Hartley Coleridge |
| "In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be FAIR and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present." »Tao Le Ching |
| "You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I'd say you were a carnival barker, but that wouldn't be FAIR to carnival barkers. to former Enron CEO Keny Lay" »Peter Fitzgerald |
| "The earth has grown old with its burden of care But at Christmas it always is young, The heart of the jewel burns lustrous and FAIR And its soul full of music breaks the air, When the song of angels is sung." »Phillips Brooks |
| "In life you can never be too kind or too FAIR everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with." »Brian Tracy |
| "The chess board is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws of Nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us. We know that his play is always FAIR, just, and patient. But we also know, to our cost, that he never overlooks a mistake, or makes the smallest allowance for ignorance." »Thomas Huxley |
| "I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies that's FAIR.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race." »Bertrand Russell |
| "The hand that hath made you FAIR hath made you good." »William Shakespeare |
| "It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear FAIR. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals." »Homer |
| "If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as FAIR to love yourself as your neighbor." »Sebastien-Roch Nicolas |
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