| "There are three social classes in America upper Middle class, Middle class, and lower Middle class." »Judith Martin |
| "A whole is that which has beginning, Middle and end." »Aristotle |
| "In the Middle of difficulty lies opportunity." »Albert Einstein |
| "Don't try to solve serious matters in the Middle of the night." »Philip K. Dick |
| "Virtue lies in the Middle ground." »Dr. Jose P. Rizal |
| "The old believe everything, the Middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." »Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde |
| "We know what happens to people who stay in the Middle of the road. They get run over." »Ambrose Gwinett Bierce |
| "Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a Middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble." »Dennis Fakes |
| "The really frightening thing about Middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." »Doris Day |
| "The best political community is formed by citizens of the Middle class." »Aristotle |
| "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the Middle of it." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the Middle of the night and get a Slurpee." »Tellis Frank |
| "Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife." »Richard Willard Armour |
| "Standing in the Middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down by traffic from both sides." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "In the Middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost." »Dante Alighieri |
| "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." »Ogden Nash |
| "Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the Middle." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of Middle age." »William Feather |
| "Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in Middle life it is apt to be serious." »P. G. Wodehouse |
| "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places." »E. Joseph Crossman |
| "We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of a world revolution. (On Muammar Qaddafi of Libya)" »Ronald Reagan |
| "Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil" »Golda Meir |
| "Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of Middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing." »William Faulkner |
| ".....if you're driving down the highway in the Middle of the night and you see a sign that says Bridge Out, pray for some intellectual understanding of that message, or you're going to have an experience you'll never forget" »Dag Hammarskjld |
| "There is no moral Middle ground. Indifference is not an option. ... For the sake of our children, I implore each of you to be unyielding and inflexible in your opposition to drugs." »Oliver L. North |
| "Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the Middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them." »Curtis Grant |
| "You can't make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can't make peace without Syria." »Robert Francis Kennedy |
| "Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail to Washington when we can meet right away 10 miles from here (On Middle East peace initiative)" »Shimon Peres |
| "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of Middle-aged men." »Kim Hubbard |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
