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A three-year diet of
chicken and occasional crow.
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official
H. L. Mencken
Humor is a
sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Humor is a
sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and
bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
That's the whole thing with the hog. It's you and 80 wild horses under your butt, just sitting on 10 square inches where the
meets the road. That hurricane gale wind whipping you in the face, leaning into a curve you can feel that gravity wanting to suck you down into it and what do you do Give it a little more gas. Pure centrifugal force. You can see yourself hurtling ass end over teakettle into oblivion.
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