| "If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may be a well-dressed animal, but you are nevertheless an animal." »Edward Irving Koch |
| "Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be." »William Hazlitt |
| "Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires." »Alexander Graham Bell |
| "Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only animal that is never satisfied." »Henry George |
| "Man is a social animal. Without society he is nothing but animal. Yet many consider themselves 'self made'." »B. J. Gupta |
| "You cannot play with the animal in you without becoming wholly animal, play with falsehood without forfeiting your right to truth, play with cruelty without losing your sensitivity of mind. He who wants to keep his garden tidy doesn't reserve a patch for" »Dag Hammarskjld |
| "Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Politics is still crucially important. Our choices are vital, and we've got to make them, and not just say, 'Oh, they're all the same.' They are all the same in certain ways, alas -- a political animal is such an animal. But lurking somewhere behind their rhetoric and their spittle are important choices that we should make." »Dennis Potter |
| "I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose an animal. I died an animal and I was man. Why should I fear When was I less by dying" »Jalal ud-Din Rumi |
| "Every animal knows more than you do. Nez Perce" »American Indian Proverb |
| "Man is the Only animal that Blushes. Or needs to." »Mark Twain |
| "My favorite animal is steak." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "Man is by nature a political animal." »Aristotle |
| "Man is a make-believe animal - he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part." »William Hazlitt |
| "Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature." »Samuel Butler |
| "Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve something that stings you, then laughs at you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch." »Michael Friedman |
| "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things." »Jilly Cooper |
| "The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal." »H.L. Mencken |
| "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this." »Bertrand Russell |
| "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and no apparent interest in politics. What a waste." »Randolph Silliman Bourne |
| "Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones." »Bertrand Russell |
| "Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me." »Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
| "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." »Samuel Butler |
| "A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." »Ogden Nash |
| "The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he feels but on what he does just as his virtue and vice consist not in feeling but in doing." »Marcus Aurelius Antoninus |
| "The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen." »Alice Walker |
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