| "SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something. boring women get a bad rap. There's a lot to be said for boring women." »Jerry Stahl |
| "An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." »Charles de Montesquieu |
| "They're slobbery and they're whiney and they look at you just like they could see right into your soul and they're unpredictable and the smell and they're noisy and the world revolves around them and why I don't get it. They're not interesting. They can't tell jokes, they don't have opinions, and they're boring, you know They're just boring and annoying and I don't want to have one." »Barbara Hall |
| "The way to become boring is to say everything." »Voltaire |
| "The secret of being boring is to say everything." »Voltaire |
| "Someone's boring me. I think it's me." »Dylan Thomas |
| "The secret of being boring is to tell everything." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees." »Michel de Montaigne |
| "Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody." »Helen Gurley Brown |
| "One thing I can say about George...he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring." »Barbara Bush |
| "Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it." »Alice Walker |
| "She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring." »Zelda Fitzgerald |
| "I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well." »Jennifer Aniston |
| "I can sympathise with people's pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." »Thomas Fuller |
| "The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception." »Edward Verall Lucas |
| "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself." »Charles Baudelaire |
| "Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a complete waste of time. Perhaps next week or next year we'll understand that nothing is wasted, that in the economy of our universe even a weed is simply a flower whose use has yet to be discovered." »Mort Crim |
| "The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to fulfilling your dreams." »Og Mandino |
| "A finished person is a boring person." »Anna Quindlen |
| "I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring." »Marya Mannes |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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