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"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter." »Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
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"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with eggs during a walkabout on New Zealand visit)" »Elizabeth II
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"Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter." »Lavina Christensen Fugal
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"Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket." »Mark Twain
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"Never fall out with your bread and butter." »English Proverb
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"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." »Katherine Cebrian
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"If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself." »Haitian Proverb
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"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." »Charles M. Schulz
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"Love and eggs are best when they are fresh." »Assyrian Proverb
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"If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs." »Assyrian Proverb
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"If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette." »Sir Robert Anthony Eden
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"Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb
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"I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now." »Lamar Alexander
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"One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked"" »Tom Zegan
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"It is the part of a wise man to keep himself to-day for to-morrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it" »Steven Wright
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" »Steven Wright
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"The great political tugs of the past 35 years have concerned the distribution of the golden eggs. In the 1980's and 1990's we must focus on the health of the goose." »Paul Tsongas
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"Man is a thief, an impudent thief! He steals honey from bees, eggs from chickens, milk from cows and life from the God!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffered Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night-she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-Is this all" »Betty Naomi Friedan
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"Hypocrisy will serve as well To propagate a church as zeal; As persecution and promotion Do equally advance devotion: So round white stones will serve, they say, As well as eggs, to make hens lay." »Butler
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"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest." »Bill Cosby
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"The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing if all of those brown bags contained 'nutritionally adequate diets.' But I do know that those brown bags and those lunch pails symbolized parental love and responsibility." »Charles Mathias, Jr.
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"Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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