| "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs." »Joseph Weizenbaum |
| "The computer is a moron." »Peter Drucker |
| "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." »Ken Olson |
| "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." »Steve Wozniak |
| "Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked." »Jeff Pesis |
| "If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." »Anonymous |
| "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." »Ken Olsen |
| "To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so." »Robert Orben |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous |
| "computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." »E. W. Dijkstra |
| "To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." »Farmers' Almanac |
| "The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor." »Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun |
| "Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users" »Clifford Stoll |
| "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little." »Joe Martin |
| "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little." »Porterfield |
| "The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier." »Bill Gates |
| "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." »Nathaniel Borenstein |
| "A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages." »Anonymous |
| "Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign" »Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| "One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it." »Unknown |
| "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." »Isaac Asimov |
| "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." »Mitch Ratliffe |
| "Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose." »Andrew A. Rooney |
| "Wisdom is perishable. Unlike information or knowledge, it cannot be stored in a computer or recorded in a book. It expires with each passing generation." »Sid Taylor |
| "A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. (from Mostly Harmless)" »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost 100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." »Robert X Cringely |
| "Meditation should be the foremost technology of the 21st century; the technology of reprogramming the non-spatial universal computer." »Kedar Joshi |
| "In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear." »John C. Dvorak |
| "The book is here to stay. What we're doing is symbolic of the peaceful coexistence of the book and the computer." »Vartan Gregorian |
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