| "I'm the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of a vice president and a president." »Alexander Meigs Haig |
| "At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say. (on his wife Elizabeth, president of the American Red Cross)" »Robert Joseph Bob Dole |
| "The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'" »Will Rogers |
| "I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to anybody that he should be governor much less president" »Henry Kissinger |
| "I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed ... the president himself would be killed by it." »John Dean |
| "Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." »Johnny Carson |
| "As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done many things that nobody would have thought of doing." »Golda Meir |
| "I had rather be right than be President." »Henry Clay |
| "I said I didn't want to run for president. I didn't ask you to believe me." »Mario M Cuomo |
| "The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." »George Stephanopolous |
| "When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Oh, that lovely title, ex-president." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "We need a president who's fluent in at least one language." »Buck Henry |
| "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." »Adlai Ewing Stevenson |
| "Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived another year." »John Adams |
| "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it." »Clarence Darrow |
| "The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the job." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "Most of the problems a President has to face have their roots in the past." »Harry S Truman |
| "When you're a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not when he is the president." »Dick Houser |
| "I hereby resign this office of president of the United States." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I think I'll go along with them." »Calvin Coolidge |
| "I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)" »Mao Zedong |
| "We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. (On assassination of President John F Kennedy(" »Earl Warren |
| "Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." »Douglas Adams |
| "In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes." »Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson |
| "I don't want to describe the hate mail we've gotten. (on why she was fearful of her husband running for president)" »Alma Powell |
| "I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by your ballots, so I ask you to confirm me with your prayers." »Gerald R. Ford |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
