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"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." »Tennessee Williams
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"Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha" »Ian Hay
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"funny is an attitude." »Flip Wilson
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"If you can't be funny, be interesting." »Harold Ross
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"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." »Dr. Seuss
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"When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." »Peter Ustinov
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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." »Will Rogers
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"The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are." »Jon Kabit-Zinn
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"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." »Ken Kesey
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"It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." »David Ogilvie
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"Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave." »Quentin Crisp
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"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy Davenport
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"When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw
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"funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does." »Douglas Noel Adams
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"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy
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"It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw
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"English is a funny language..... De(a)dication can lead you to all the success in Life" »Siddharth Astir
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"God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." »Garrison Keillor
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"The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather
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"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." »Dennis Miller
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' (I found it) but 'That's funny ...'" »Isaac Asimov
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"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." »Dennis Miller
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"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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