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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

– Billy Madison

i don't like having friends, i would rather have brothers. because friends, once you get into a fight with them, you wouldn't mind if you guys ever spoke again or not. But brothers, its different, if something happens, nobody's gonna be standing next to you in every good or bad situation, its kinda the same thing for a girlfriend, i'll get upset if we fight ... because she won't be here to make me laugh and smile, but the love between a girl and a guy isn't the same as the love between two brothers - Zen

– Zen diab

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.

– Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.

– Henry Bromel

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness.

– Victor Hugo

Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row.

– Coming to America

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

– Albert Einstein

You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl .

– Marwan Kammoun

My country owes me nothing. It gave me, as it gives every boy and girl, a chance. It gave me schooling, independence of action, opportunity for service and honor. In no other land could a boy from a country village, without inheritance or influential friends, look forward with unbounded hope.

– Herbert Hoover

Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

– Coming to America

Ferris Cameron has never been in love -- at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

– Ferris Bueller's Day Off

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents.
From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks.
From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality.
From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.

– Sophie Tucker

A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.'

– Alan Marshall Beck

A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity.

– V. P. Skipper

A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

– Alan Marshall Beck

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

– Charlie Chaplin

All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of an impressionable age, and she is mine for life.

– Muriel Spark

Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.

– Francois Sagan

Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

– Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad

Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny

– Wayne's World

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

– Mark Duffy

I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.

– Queen Victoria

If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father.

– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt.

– Thomas Carlyle

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

– Thomas Carlyle

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