| "The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker |
| "Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost |
| "Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
| "Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore |
| "No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly." »Joseph Brodsky |
| "As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who's going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have it if he wants protection-the protection of a weapon in his home, for home protection." »Ronald Reagan |
| "This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend's home I came across this blessing, and took it down in shorthand ... it says something I like to live with Oh Thou, who dwellest in so many homes, possess Thyself of this. Bless the life that is sheltered here. Grant that trust and peace and comfort abide within, and that love and life and usefulness may go out from this home forever." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson |
| "The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure." »Thornton |
| "It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home." »Alvaro de Solva |
| "home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in." »Robert Frost |
| "home is where the house is." »Child Age 6 |
| "home is not where you live but where they understand you." »Cristion Morgenstern |
| "Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "There is no place more delightful than home." »Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." »Ken Olson |
| "Charity begins at home." »Terence |
| "I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." »Edith Ann |
| "My home is not a place, it is people." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
| "I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home." »Robert Orben |
| "A home without books is a body without soul." »Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| "A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest." »William Feather |
| "Don't stay long when the husband is not at home." »Japanese Proverb |
| "He hath eaten me out of house and home." »William Shakespeare |
| "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." »Ken Olsen |
| "A good home must be made, not bought." »Joyce Maynard |
| "Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing." »Donna Hedges |
| "The home is the chief school of human virtues." »William Ellery Channing |
| "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." »Jeff Marder |
| "Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home." »Francis Bacon |
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