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For things to land in you're lap. You must be sitting down. – Paul Hames
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks. – Lin Yutang
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars' – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but at length the season of summer does come. – Thomas Carlyle
The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your lap. – Kathrine Palmer Peterson, 516 Sensational Cat Quotes

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