| "I took a look around the office. ... I walked out and closed the door behind me. I knew that I would not be back there again. (On leaving the Executive office Building)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "High office teaches decision making, not substance. It consumes intellectual capital it does not create it. Most high officials leave office with the perceptions and insights with which they entered they learn how to make decisions but not what decisions to make." »Robert Francis Kennedy |
| "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck |
| "No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "I hereby resign this office of president of the United States." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were." »John F. Kennedy |
| "The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither be fired nor impeached." »William Safire |
| "I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can you can't do any better." »Harry S Truman |
| "Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post office." »Adrienne E. Gusoff |
| "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." »Aesop |
| "Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love." »George Santayana |
| "You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the oval office. ... It's a disease I came to call Ovalitis." »John Dean |
| "You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office." »Joe Moore |
| "The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office." »Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. |
| "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." »Rita Rudner |
| "Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." »David Broder |
| "The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." »Robert Frost |
| "I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign office where future diplomats are taught to stammer." »Peter Ustinov |
| "A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost--he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over." »Josh Billings |
| "When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page." »Bill Clinton |
| "If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on many different subjects, the confidentiality of the office of the president would always be suspect." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it." »Spider-Man |
| "Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." »Woody Allen |
| "In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office." »Ambrose Bierce |
| "To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office." »Quintus Fabius Maximus |
| "In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off the edge of the cliff-and that's it. You might scream on the way down, but you're going to hit the bottom, and you're not going to be in elective office." »Walter Frederick Mondale |
| "The 1976 Bicentennial is not going to be invented in Washington, printed in triplicate by the Government Printing office and mailed to you by the United States Postal Service." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "From 4 to 6 percent of the presidential office is not in administration but in morals, politics, and spiritual leadership . He has to guide a people in the greatest adventure ever undertaken on the planet." »William Allen White |
| "The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "Nothing had excited me-the huge cars, the entourages, the bodyguards, the policeman jumping to attention, all meant nothing to me ... till I came to the old man's office. (On becoming prime minister)" »Shimon Peres |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
