| "A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants." »Walter Winchell |
| "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." »Winston Churchill |
| "The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants." »Child Age 15 |
| "They didn't need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn't matter if the cat's in pants or pedal-pushers. I don't think we're supposed to fly solo." »Andrew Schneider |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." »Happy Gilmore |
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