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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. – Walter Winchell
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. – Jerry Coleman
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. – Winston Churchill
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. – Happy Gilmore
If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants. – Child Age 15
The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off. – Ringo Starr
They didn't need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn't matter if the cat's in pants or pedal-pushers. I don't think we're supposed to fly solo. – Andrew Schneider

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