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Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The ethereal beauty of the female semblance conceals that they really are dangerous like a great white shark in the most peaceful and deep water. – Czon
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. – L. M. Boyd
There is no fire like passion; there is no shark like hatred; there is no snare like folly; there is no torrent like greed. – The Dhammapada

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