| "I guess of all my uncles, I liked uncle Cave Man the best. We called him uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle A truck" »Child Age 15 |
| "'A merry Christmas, uncle God save you' cried a cheerful voice. 'Bah' said Scrooge. 'Humbug'" »Charles Dickens |
| "uncle Ben With great power, comes great responsibility." »Spider-Man |
| "I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. 'Get down' yelled uncle Lou. 'Don't move' screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I remember how my Great uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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