| "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan you should wear it inside, where it functions best." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good ... if a Christian voted for Clinton, he sinned against God. It's that simple. Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country..." »Randall Terry |
| "All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often." »Stanislaw Lec |
| "If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag wash it." »Norman Thomas |
| "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." »Robert A. Heinlein |
| "O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies." »Saadi |
| "Indecision is like a stepchild if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water." »African Proverb |
| "I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "It is better to wear out than to rust out." »Bishop Richard Cumberland |
| "No one can wear a mask for very long." »Seneca |
| "If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules First, calm down second, come over and wash my car third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Wear the old coat and buy the new book." »Austin Phelps |
| "'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes." »Sarah Orne Jewett |
| "If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at." »William Shakespeare |
| "I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to." »Albert Einstein |
| "Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino |
| "Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean." »John Muir |
| "Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "The Moving Finger writes and, having writ, Moves on nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it." »Omar Khayym |
| "Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my mouth." »William Shakespeare |
| "Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses." »Dorothy Parker |
| "I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life" »Child Age 15 |
| "Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull it out and strike it, merely to show that you have one." »Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield |
| "I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "What is Jordan that I should wash in it What is the preaching that I should attend on it, while I hear nothing but what I knew before What are these beggarly elements of water, bread, and wine Are not these the reasonings of a soul that forgets who appoints the means of grace" »William Gurnall |
| "No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true." »Nathaniel Hawthorne |
| "Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times." »Ben Jonson |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
