Pee-wee: Hi, Pee-wee, Merry Christmas. I was just wondering if I could be on your Christmas special. Pee-wee: I'm awfully sorry, Whoopi, but I've already booked too many stars as it is. Whoopi Goldberg: Oh. Well, what about next year? Pee-wee: Next year's special is already booked too. I might be able to squeeze you into the Christmas special two years from now. Whoopi Goldberg: Oh, well thank you, Pee-Wee. You would do that for me? Pee-wee: I'm not promising you anything, Whoopi.

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