Telegraph Lady: You actually want to send this? Semmi: Why? What is wrong? Read it to me. Telegraph Lady: To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semmi. Semmi: Semmi Telegraph Lady: Semmi Semmi: Should I make it 400,000? Telegraph Lady: You think that'd be enough? Semmi: You are right. 500,000. Telegraph Lady: As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million? Semmi: You do not think that would be too much? Telegraph Lady: Naah.

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