|J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it.|
|J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport|
|J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied,|
– It will fluctuate.
|Jack of all trades, master of none
Jacking up WISDOM with everyone
That was stolen from a little old man
Because he thinks everyone's dumb.
He's a Doctor and a Faith Healer
He's a Teacher and a Cheater
He's a PREACHER and a Sinner
He's a Musician and a Politician
He's a Judge with a grudge
He is trying to be an Artist
But nobody was pleased.
Jack of all trades
Speaking highly of his trades
But not even a master of one.
Records, showed none...
A COPY and PASTE TEACHER,
And a PAINTLESS PAINTER.
Trying to be a motivator,
But, avoids his own mirror.
Advice foods and health facts,
But who's overweight and fat.
Words of pretense,
But a bad influence.
Tried to create more,
But achieve worse than before.
Kindness is his devotion,
But it's the opposite of his actions.
Love and peace as problem solutions,
But shows love of gun collections.
Your virtue of righteousness,
Are just a paradox, it is worthless.
You're no mystery,
But just plain MISERY.
Jack of all trades,
For sure master of NONE.|
– STOOLarts KONCEPT
|Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.|
– Lyndon B. Johnson
|Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have of the latter, so many more must you have of the former.|
– Horace Mann
|James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.|
– Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957
|Jane Austen is the pinnacle to which all other authors aspire.|
– J. K. Rowling
|Jargon allows us to camouflage intellectual poverty with verbal extravagance.|
– David Pratt
|Jason Isaacs always looked after me very well. Alan Rickman, Michael Gambon, Helena Bonham Carter - they're all wonderful people and very helpful and inspiring. I bored Alan Rickman for hours about Robin Hood. It was one of my favorite films when I was younger and I asked how he did certain scenes. He was very patient and charming. It took me six years to work up the courage to ask him. Helena gave me advice about crying in a scene. She said tell your brain you're not allowed to cry and then it's more likely to happen. No one was difficult. You hear stories about actors who demand their coffee to be served at a certain temperature but on Harry Potter if you wanted a cup of tea you had to get it yourself.|
– Tom Felton
|Jaw-jaw is better than war-war.|
– Harold Macmillan
|Jazz attracted me because in it I found a formal perfection and instrumental precision that I admire in classical music, but which popular music doesn't have.|
– Django Reinhardt
|Je crois que je vais me suicider sur facebook|
– Damien Legois
|Je n’ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parceque je n’ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte.|
– Blaise Pascal
|Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.|
– King Henry IV of France
|Jealousy - that dragon which slays love under the pretense of keeping it alive.|
– Havelock Ellis
|Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon as we pass from suspicion to certainty.|
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
|Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.|
– Erica Jong
|Jealousy is considering other person received the thing that you deserved.|
– Vikrant Parsai
|Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others.|
– Alexandre Dumas
|Jealousy is the evidence that you haven’t discerned yet your own assignment.|
– Vikrant Parsai
|Jealousy is the jaundice of the soul.|
– John Dryden
|Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.|
– Paul Eldridge
|Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.|
– Havelock Ellis
|Jealousy/Covetousness is all about being concerned with other people's blessings rather than yours. But may I tell you this. You shouldn't be concerned with anybody's blessing. Yes, because every living human is blessed. Oh! Yes, it's a matter of mentality. Besides, if not for any other thing/reason. At least, the life you are living presently is being denied to many people out there in the mortuary. At this juncture, I hope you've realized truly you are not expected to covet/jealous anyone for any reason. Thus, go ahead and appreciate whatever you've got currently. And do glorify/thank God almighty who is the sole giver and taker of life/grace/wisdom/insight/every other true blessing.|
– Emeasoba George