| J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it. »Spider-Man |
| J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport »Unknown |
| Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches. »King Henry IV of France |
| Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon as we pass from suspicion to certainty. »Francois de La Rochefoucauld |
| Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. »Erica Jong |
| Jesters do often prove prophets. »William Shakespeare |
| Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus. »Jerry Coleman |
| Jesus said, 'Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in their midst.' »Matthew 1820 Bible |
| Jesus' ministry was clearly defined, and the alternatives to the illusion and temptations of the desert were spelled out. A choice was made--life abundant, full, and free for all. Make no mistake about it, the day that choice was made, Jesus became suspect. That day in the temple he sealed the fate already prepared for him. How was the world to understand one who rejected an offer of power and control »Joan B. Campbell |
| Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word for those who would lead, because above all things, spirit and vivacity set effective organizations apart from those that will decline and die. »James L. Hayes |
| Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side. »Airplane |
| Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart attack. »Anthony Robbins |
| Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now. »Christian Williams |
| Joel That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks. »Ellen Herman |
| John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| Johnny couldn't read ... for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how. »Rudolf Franz Flesch |
| Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double. »Jerry Coleman |
| Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over. »Herbert Mitgang |
| Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes. »The Talmud |
| Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. »Isaac Asimov |
| Josh Billings said, It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too. Human beings have always employed an enormous variety of clever devices for running away from themselves, and the modern world is particularly rich in such stratagems. »John W. Gardner |
| Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. »Christina Baldwin |
| Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another. »G. K. Chesterton |
| Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. »G. K. Chesterton |
| Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. »Mother Theresa |
| Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. »Charles Du Bos |
| Joy is not in things it is in us. »Richard Wagner |
| Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. »Mother Theresa |
| Joy seems to me a step beyond happiness -- happiness is a sort of atmosphere you can live in sometimes, when you're lucky. Joy is a light that fills you with hope and faith and love. »Saint Adela Rogers Johns |
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